Cross my heart and hope to die...

So I took a small vacation from blogging...which hurt my heart more than you all will ever know. Daily I thought..my fans [ yes I said fans.] are probably so lost and confused with out my inspiring, awesome, and hilarious blog posts to guide them...

Are you still reading this...wow...you like me...you really like me or you're bored out of your mind. Either is fine with me. 

But seriously, I get so annoyed with myself, I love blogging. I have no idea who reads this, or why sometimes but it is the greatest feeling in the world. I sit down at my computer and just kind of word vomit all over this screen. Throw in a title and picture (that I think is) funny and throw it on the internet for everyone to read..it gives me great pleasure. In the most normal way possible.

So I seriously get sad when I cannot find the time to write...last time I wrote I promised I would write more and like three months later here I am..what the hell happened.... LIFE. Somehow that sonofabitch always gets in the way. Anyone else have that problem? You like set a goal and all of a sudden life gets in the way and you have no idea why you even set the goal in the first place.

This happens to be every couple of months with my diet too..I am like this month I am going to be super healthy and work out all the time..then all of a sudden LIFE gets in the way or pizza...but mostly LIFE!

This whole adulting thing is like WAY more complicated then I though. Every free moment you have...isn't a free moment because most likely you should be paying a bill, figuring out how you are ever going to pay back your student loans, walking your dog, making dinner instead of eating pizza for the third night that week, drinking water and working out instead of drinking beer and sitting on the couch...being an  adult is hard. WTF. 

But seriously...how much longer do I have to do this...

Moral of the story, I cross my heart and hope to die that I will write more in this blog <3

Sincerely,

 The adult who wants be be back in 1st grade...but with wine in my sippy cup. 

F. A. L. L.

bonFires.
scArves.
Leather boots.
pumpkin spice Latte.
[Yes I am aware of how much of a stretch that was...but you get the point!]



People it is FALL..which means... I'm back! Yes you read that right..if you weren't aware that I was away..go play in traffic. Just kidding. but not really.

So I am sitting at work today..staring out the window and this huge gust of wind blows through the trees and I am not joking you it was magical. I also wasn't high at work... so don't assume that. But let me explain WHY this gust of wind was magical..when it blew through the trees it took an assortment of leaves with..in all sorts of colors - reds, oranges, browns...AH! Gives me chills just thinking about it.

FALL is my most favorite time of year...leaves changing, colder weather in the morning and evenings so I am not sweating 24/7 but it is still warm during the day, scarves and boots are just around the corner and of course, if not most importantly...the return of everything PUMPKIN! EEK!

About a week ago my BF and I went to Dunkin Donuts and I started squealing..yes like a little child or a little teacup pig..squealing as soon as I saw the HUGE sign that read "WHITE GIRLS REJOICE...PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE IS BACK!" well the sign didn't say that word for word...but it should have. Cause that is what I was thinking when I read it.

So we walk up to the counter..wait..let's be honest I was in a dead sprint to the counter and this pubescent teenage boy just looks at me while I am wide eyed and grinning from ear to ear and he goes "what can I..." and I scream at him " MEDIUM ICED PUMPKIN COFFEE!!!! with skim milk and one splenda (cause obviously I am watching the calories).

Now folks, I don't know who was more horrified the pimple faced teenage boy who hated me from the moment I walked in or my boyfriend who stood there in complete shock at what he just witnessed.

My apologies to the teenage boy who didn't even see it coming. but damn. that coffee was DELICIOUS. I finished it in about ten seconds and I bribed my boyfriend the rest of the day to take me back. He said no.

However, the moral of this story is not that I am a total FREAK about pumpkin spiced coffee... I want to know what your favorite thing about Fall is..cause let's be honest everyone LOVES Fall?!?!

Love,
 The MOST basic betch.