Alright, so we all know what a basic bitch is. Hell, I admitted to being one just a few short months ago. You know in the fall..the pumpkin..the Starbucks...oye vey..everywhere you turned there was a basic bitch with her riding boots and puffy vests taking a selfie with a pumpkin spiced latte in her hand..eek! Now let me ask you this..what is a summer basic bitch? I see these girls on instagram all the time standing by the ocean in their bikinis throwing a peace sign in the air...well let me tell you something folks if you ever catch me standing by the ocean in a bikini with a peace sign in the air let it be known that I have had WAY too much to drink.
I think if I ran into these girls..I would punch them, just sayin.
So the question is what is a summer basic bitch..is this a seasonal characteristic? In the summer I don't think there is anything basic about me..to be honest it's a great day if I don't have to get out of my pajamas..normal wear is jean shorts and a t-shirt. I am constantly running from point A to point B, its a thousand degrees out, and I am sweating..like always. I am definitely not taking selfies, I haven't been to Starbucks since the pumpkin spice latte went away...how can I be SO BASIC in the fall and so not in the summer?!
To all you year round basics, I am impressed and disgusted all at the same time. Keep bein basic!
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