Being Single...

Remind me again why it's awesome..people are always saying live it up in your twenties, have fun, you will meet the right person at the right time..I mean don't get me wrong I know this is all a load of BS to make the single person non suicidal - but seriously isn't being single in your twenties supposed to be awesome?


I do that typical single thing whenever I get majorly bummed..like come up with excuses on why it's great to be a single lady in my mid-twenties. However, sometimes I have to face the fact that it totally sucks being single. I mean it can be fun from time to time, going out and meeting total strangers is great, when a guy offers to buy you a drink you can always say yes without thinking twice, when a hella cute guy asks for your number or compliments you, you can without a doubt give a super flirty smile back and then act on it, you can always and I mean always booty call after a few glasses of wine and it's completely justified cause that's what you do when you are single.


Getting white girl wasted with your girl friends is totally acceptable and won't damage the relationship with your boyfriend..oh wait you don't have one so go ahead and take another shot of tequila!



I am pretty much an expert at being single. I joke that I will be single for ever cause  I am ultimately the best at it. No one does it better than me. But I mean in the back of mind, I have to admit that I do assume that someday I will meet someone who is just as awesome as I am..won't I?

Who knows..life is a total mystery to me..my roommate is a firm believer in everything happens for a reason..and don't get me wrong sometimes I do jump on that bandwagon..but I wish there was a wizard who could explain why??..
Like can I get some answers here..I look back at the people who I have dated or "dated" and I am like..uhh Alex..no shit you're single?! What the fuck were you thinking?
So I want to ask the Universe..why are you bringing these people in my life, they are clearly not the one I am meant to be with, so what exactly was their purpose.  Especially the most recent ex-bfs- Universe, you have GOT to be kidding me!

These people came into my life for a reason?? Universe, I beg you, can you please stop making this so challenging and just send me a tall, southern gentleman, who is incredibly handsome, has a college degree, comes from money and/or a good family, who plays sports, andddd I may be a little picky..



I will never forget the time my mom and I were discussing my dating life..and she looked at me dead serious and goes "Honey you many need to lower your standards".

I kid you not people

..like woman, have you seen the losers I dated..I don't know if I can go much lower.
(Sorry, boys that was harsh, but then again sorry not sorry).

This could all be easily solved Universe, just send me Adam Levine..

Until Next Time..