Happy Fall, Shout Out to my White Girls

*Warning - this post may contain offensive material...if you are white or a girl you may be sensitive to my opinions. Heads up!

Well people it's that time of year again..let the white girls of the world take over any type of social media you participate in.

For those of you who don't know
what a "white girl" is
please see definition to the right..




Welcome to Fall for the White Girl..

• Prepare to see a hundred pictures of trees changing colors..which are then filtered..
• Way too many tweets about yoga pants and ugg boots..and how comfy they are- we get it ladies, see-through pants and over-sized fuzzy boots are all the rage..
• A thousand scarf selfies, that may or may not include glasses and a duck face..
• One hundred thousand pumpkin themed pictures,... either pumpkin picking, the famous  Starbucks pumpkin spiced latte, or just a pumpkin..cause we all know those are cool?!
• And of course an ABSURD amount of engagement photos and announcements..

White girls LOVE them some fall. I sadly have to admit that I am one of them. I absolutely adore this season. I love that it's still warm during the day and gets cooler at night cause puhleassee I am tired of sweating all day er day. I love all things pumpkin flavored - I had my first iced pumpkin coffee this morning and it was awesome. I love, and I say this with my whole heart, I love leggings, big sweaters, and leather boots, scarf is optional but usually included.

Now since becoming an "adult" fall does not have the same appeal as it did in high school and in college - way back then it also meant football season and tailgating, it meant looking forward to fall break and thanksgiving break, it meant spiking your hot apple cider as you walked to class, and like I said before it meant legging, boots, and big sweaters. In the real world you don't get to do all these fun things, you can't wear legging. boots, and sweaters to the office, you cant spike your cider in the middle of the day, you don't get fall break (even though I have suggested it A THOUSAND times) and if you go to a high school football game you are that creepy alumni and if you go to a college football game you feel old cause EVERYONE there can out drink you.. UGH!

Even though, I am an "adult" I still enjoy fall but IT makes me laugh the way white girls go cray cray over this season. I always believed we would be in our prime time whiteness during the summer but boy was I wrong..Fall is really where we hit our stride! 

But let's be honest - I am already looking forward to this weekend where I plan to sit around in my leggings and sweatshirt, sipping pumpkin something, while scrolling and liking every tree picture on instagram and obviously liking every scarf selfie I see...sorry my white girl is showing...

Happy Fall Ya'll...

I loved this "how to catch a white girl"

 And from the oh so awesome BuzzFeed - 25 Things All Basic White Girls do during the Fall

That's all for now...