Animals..

Now, if you know me, even the slightest, you know I am a lover of all things Adam Levine. The man is gorgeous, talented, funny, has a great body, is in a band, is on a tv show, oh and did I mention he was voted sexiest man alive..good lord.

So, pretty much anything he does, says, wears, or looks at I have to have. I wouldn't say I am obsessed, I would just say I am aggressively into him.

Many of you may have heard the new song Animals by Maroon 5, how many of you have seen the video? I love my main man Adam and I tolerate his twig bitch barbie doll wife Behati since apparently "she makes him happy" - bleh, but these two freak shows get down right dirty in this music video.

See video here: Animals by Maroon 5

So there are so many wrong things about this video..

1. Don't tell me that twig bitch goes to butcher shops, I mean she is a stick, does she eat anything other than celery sticks?

2. Adam plays this creepy, stalker, nerdy, weirdo..um not realistic at all.

3. When he is like smearing animal blood all over his body..uhh this might be so wrong that it is right..

4. When he is walking around her room while she is sleeping..what, is she like the world's heaviest sleeper-  she doesn't realize the sexiest man alive is walking her room..he deserves better.

5. When she turns him down at the club..I can't..I just can't.

6. When he is like hanging slash swinging from the meat..I love you Adam but even this part freaked me out.

7. So when they are like having sex in her bed..did she just wake up to him in her room and was like oh hey let's hook up..alright Behati, props I would have done the same.

8. When they are hooking up with the blood running all over them..WHAT. IS. THAT. That has to be completely unsanitary.

9. The fact that they are naked. Meh.

10. The ultimate "what is wrong with this video" - the fact that he chose his wife to play the woman who he is obsessed with instead of me. The. End.

If you have not watched this video..click on that link above and tell me, does this video turn you on or make you unbelievably sick..its still a toss up for me.

Sorry Adam.