Did it hurt..

When you fell from Heaven..I kid you not, people actually use this line..Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? Guys, really..come on.

I am a rare breed of lady because I LOVE pick up lines, I think they are funny, cute, and are great ice breakers.  However, I have heard some of the most crude, ridiculous, and just down right STUPID pick up lines in the last several weeks.

I have heard some of these in person, while at a bar on a Friday or Saturday night, while walking down the street, getting "cat-called" at, most of these I have seen/read on an online dating site, some I have heard from friends..but the one thing they all have in common is that a guy out there in the world actually thought that saying this to a girl was going to help him pick her up..

Let's break down what the purpose of a pick up line is..well at least here is my perspective. To me the point of a pick up line is to woo a girl, you want to say something cute and funny that sticks with her, that immediately makes her let down her guard and give you a chance. You want to say something that makes a great first impression and makes you stand out compared to all the other bozos that may hit on her that night. The way you deliver a pick up line can be pure gold.

I will not lie..I love a good pick up line, one that is smooth and delivered flawlessly..however here are some of the WORST pick up lines I have ever heard.


Boy: I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be love'n it. Yeahh I am more of Wendy's gal

Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh..enough to break the ice, Hi my name is insert name of male here who is standing there with his hand out and the most awkward cheesy smile plastered on his face.

Boy: If I were a stoplight, I would turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer. Well turn green and go..away from me!

Boy: Did you hear we're about to have one less planet in the solar system?
Girl: No what?
Boy: Yeah, I am about to destroy Uranus
Pause for dramatic and horrendous effect..

Boy: Should you be in jail??
Girl: Um excuse me?!
Boy: It should be illegal to look that good
And you should be in jail for the worst pick up line ever, we'll call it even..

Boy: Knock Knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Dowey
Girl: Dowey who??
Boy: Dowey have to use a condom
Knock knock..who's there..you're an idiot.

Boy: If  you were a dog, you would be a hot dog?! Meow

Ladies and Gents the sad thing is I literally could keep going..but I won't instead here are some AWESOME pick up lines:

and of course the greatest line ever..

That's all folks..