Trick or Treat Betches

So Halloween is one of the only holidays that makes you question everything about life. Hear me out..

Where are you in life..are you still dressing up in homemade costumes, are you in a cute couple costume with your significant other, are you dressing up as a slutty nurse, are you taking your child out trick or treating, are you handing out candy at home, are you toilet papering the house next door, or are you sitting in the dark watching scary movies with all your lights off...



Where you are and what you are doing on Halloween night says a lot about the status of your life..

If any of you can take a wild guess as to where I will be and what I will be doing..I bet most of you would guess blacked out at a bar with some of my friends in a somewhat slutty but mostly cute costume..you would be right!!

I am going to let my costume be a complete surprise..so tune in on Monday for an update of who, what, where, or how I was..what I was.

But back to my original thought..so out of all the holidays that we celebrate as a society..Halloween is the one holiday that really separates the hot messes from the put togethers. I am a full fledged hot mess..I will own that too. Which is why I will be running around from party to party and bar to bar in my homemade Halloween costume and group of friends..judge away. I will also probably invest in a bag of candy so that I can "hand it out" orrrrr indulge in a piece or two..

Don't get me wrong, Halloween is one of my favorite holidays..there is nothing I love more than a good reason to get together with friends, dress up (or dress down) and rage until the wee hours of the morning! I also love candy, all things pumpkins, Halloween Movies on ABCfamily, HOCUS POCUS!, and of course little kids in costumes..because they are stinking cute! 

So for your enjoyment..some of my costumes from previous years past..I will warn you some of them are pretty awesome..

Minions..from Despicable Me

When my roommate and I went as "party animals"...

Clearly..we were unsure of our choices here..

Yeah..that one with a large bow on her head..

thought she was being cute as a present...

I think that is enough embarrassment for now.. 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!