She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair...

Monday, November 3, 2014

Shooting Stars, A Drunk Gumball Machine, and Double Cheeseburgerzzz

Halloween 2014. It has come and gone just as so many of our built up and most anticipated holidays so do.

How was it people??

Mine was absolutely fabulous. So my roommate and I were shooting stars..where we dressed up like stars and carried around toy guns shooting them at people..get it..punny huh?!


My night started out like any other Friday night..some light pregamming while getting ready, gradually pregamming harder and harder until reaching our final destination the bar. I attended a pregame party that of course had some fine LC folks and whenever LC is in the house things always get a little weird..


Clearly some selfies were taken on my phone 
while I was not looking


After the pregame party we moved on to bars, which were PACKED with freaks, geeks, sluts, and all sorts of whats?? I have to admit that I am kind of sad that Halloween was only one night this year..dressing up, drinking, meeting up with friends, and seeing people out are just a few of my favorite things. Things got progressively weirder at the bar..as they should..with people inhaling more alcohol, as people getting more and more attractive as the alcohol sets in..weirdness and strangeness should only be assumed at this point. Needless to say my group takes the cake at weirdness.



Side note: While at the bar Friday night, I got a bloody nose..now I think the last time I got a bloody nose was like in 2nd grade. I am standing at the bar..obviously trying to hit on guys and all of a sudden I feel something running down my face..blood. People are you kidding me..like does God want me to be single forever?! Thank god it was Halloween and twelve million other people had blood running down their faces as well. Ugh.




We left the bars around 2am and of course we take a cab and go to our favorite late night snack stop..McDonald's for some double cheeseburgerzzz. See side picture..there was bits of Cheesburgerzz all over the place and of course some shooting stars.

Now people I am not proud of late night drunk snacking most of the time, I try and clean up my mess before the morning so it's like it never even happened. But on Halloween night we took it to a whole new #fatgirllevel. So the crew is in the drive thru line at McDonald's and simultaneously we are ordering dominoes on someones phone to be delivered at home...I kid you not. Not our proudest but one of our more brilliant moments because within minutes of us being home two large pepperoni pizzas and 12 ranches were at our door. Woof.



After some casual beers and some drunk gibberish..we all passed out. Only to awake to the smell equivalent to the frat house..beer cans, stale pizza, luckily NO vomit..




So it is a blessing and a curse that Halloween comes around once a year..so until next year folks..keep it classy



Peace and Blessings Ya'll





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