Girl..what you got in that cup?

So it's Friday night, you have had one hell of a week, you're with your normal crew and you are ready to grab a drink at your local bar..you walk in, see that so far there is a pretty good crowd and the music is killin it..you obviously head straight for the bar, grab the attention of the bartender with a flirty smile and your $20 bill waving and you order a..

STOP right there.

So before you order your drink..have you ever thought about what drink you have in your hand says A LOT about who you are as a person. OF COURSE NOT, no normal person does. But after stumbling upon this article, my life has changed. Well that is probably a little dramatic but it will definitely make me think twice before ordering..it's from the perspective of a male bartender who sees girls several times a week and what they order..it's a bit stereotypical..but for the most part it sounds pretty on point..

Here are a few of my favorites from the article:

3. Vodka and…anything
These women like to get fucked up. The women who order vodka water with a lemon or lime slice still like to get wasted but they’re sensible about their caloric intake. Is he saying there is something wrong with this?!

6. Girly shots
(Think Slippery Nipple, Red-Headed Slut, etc..) Tease-alert! She likes to say dirty things, but she is ALL TALK. Girls..just don't.

10. Grey Goose Cranberry 
If you’re a guy and order this, you’re a pretentious douchebag. If you’re a woman, you’re a gold-digger. We’re talking about VODKA, people; it doesn't taste much different whether its $100 or $6 a bottle. Any subtle difference would only be noticeable in a dry martini or on the rocks and since you just completely obliterated your overpriced drink by having me pour sugary juice into it, you’ll never know.  I don't live this life.. I have never orderd grey goose and anything..

17. Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light: 
These are cool chicks, guy’s girls, women you can be friends with without too many awkward complications. Marry one if you can. Hell yeah, I thought my Bud Light addiction was a problem, seems to check out though

22. Michelob Ultra:
She counts her calories and is the least fun person to take anywhere. Awkward.

FINALLY: If you ask a girl what she wants and she says, “I don’t care, let’s just split a pitcher of whatever is cheap.” You need to start planning exactly how you are going to propose.  Boom.


Now we know ladies..