She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair...

Monday, November 24, 2014

Pumpkin Spice..Phenomenon..or Perpetual Nightmare..

Alright, alright, call me a hypocrite. I mean I am the ultimate basic betch - the whitest of all white girls and I LOVE Pumpkin Spice things. However, this pumpkin spice thing has gone a bit too far.

So we all know that Pumpkin Spice is out there..it's been out and about for years and it comes around earlier and earlier every year. I am a huge fan of Pumpkin Spice coffee, cakes, and all things pumpkin spice! However, there is a time and a place for this flavor and this flavor is wearing out it's welcome!

It's the end of November and honestly about two weeks ago my Pumpkin Spice Coffee was already less exciting than it was the first week of October! The other day I was drinking a medium pumpkin coffee with pumpkin creamer and eating a pumpkin donut..too much..TOO MUCH! I know I think I over did it..

Which made me step back and realize the White Girl World I have been living in..

Thank you Buzzfeed for keeping us in check..we really have gone too far..
Pumpkin Spice Toothpaste
Yes because no one wants Pumpkin Spice Coffee breath..

Pumpkin Spice Tampons
#basicbitch


Pumpkin Spice Nasal Spray

I mean we are in the middle of cold and flu season...






Pumpkin Spice Condoms

I mean obviously this needed to happen..

Old Pumpkin Spice Deodorant

I could actually really really get down with this..

Pumpkin Spice Coca-Cola

Well only if they made this in Coke Zero..
Pumpkin Spice Toilet Paper

And this makes sense...

So you all make the decision, has pumpkin spice gone too far?!

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