All I Want For Christmas...

Wait..I have no idea..What are you all asking for, for Christmas??

Like I know there are a MILLION things that I need and want but I don't want to ask Santa for cash, a new car, the new Taylor Swift CD, or a bottle of vodka..

So what do I put on my list..we started this tradition with my family last year, we make wish list on Amazon.com and then exchange email addresses and look up everyone's list. It's great cause you usually have to click like maybe 3 buttons and you are done. It's great, however all I have on my list right now are some clothes, boots, and jewelry..LAME. How is it that all year long I am like I need this, I want that, I have to have this..and come December 1st I can't think of anything that I NEED.

What gives..

The other thing that I have been thinking about is pranking my family..you know putting really random things on my Christmas List..you know like a Double D Zebra Bra, plane tickets to Mexico, or like a baby pig..you know super creepy things that would just freak them all out and would be AWESOME to open on Christmas morning.

So THANK GOODNESS for Buzzfeed to hook a girl up with some wacky Christmas items.. here are some of my favorites...

Every basic betch needs this..

I still cannot decide if this is brilliant or creepy..

For all my cat-lover friends...

I don't know what I would do 

with this but obviously I want one

Duh..who doesn't need these..

but seriously..

why are these a thing??

Happy Holidays Ya'll