Elf on the Shelf.

Now I love Christmas, it is one of my favorite holidays. However, there is one tradition that freaks me out and I am SO GLAD that I am not a child, I do not work with children, and I am not around children and do not have to participate in..Elf on a Shelf.

I am sure I will offend some people with this post but people, Elf on the Shelf is SO CREEPY. This tradition really exploded a few years ago and only gets creepier and creepier.

So the story goes, Santa has sent an elf to keep an eye on the children of the household. So every night the parents (or teachers, I see you all have adopted this creepy tradition as well) move the Elf on the Shelf to a different part of the house and the children don't know where the Elf is when they wake up in the morning. 

WHY is this allowed. Is it me personally? I hate dolls..they freak me out. You wan't to go and hide one in sneaky places around the house. Absolutely not. 

I mean look at his face..that Elf on the Shelf is going to grow up to end up on the sex predators watch list for sure. ugh.

So of course, Buzzfeed does it again. Everytime I think I hate something they come up with some fabulous reasons why I should not.

Here are a few of my favorite Elf on the Shelf ideas.. 

   thank goodness I don't have children

#dickinabox

I want to party with this dude...

This guy parties too hard..

I am going to make a terrible parent..

I thought this was way more funny than I should have

#CREEPY   but hysterical.

Until next time..