V.S.F.S.

Very Skinny Fashionable Skanks..OR Victoria Secret Fashion Show..you decide.

So the Vicky's Fashion Show was on last night. It was filmed in London this year and aired on CBS last night around 10pm (which is so incredibly late if you ask me!!)

I have to admit that this show was a little strange this year..with Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Hozier, and Ed Sheeran performing - not the sexiest people I can name but still very talented people. I will forever and always hate Tay Swift over any angel but she is still so damn entertaining.


Anyhow, every year these lovely twig bitches strut around the stage in this years VS line. Wearing the most ridiculous outfits but having a complete blast on the runway. As much as I hate them, I have so much respect for them and tune in every year. So as I tuned in last night with my over sized sweatpants, my cup of tea, and reminding myself to turn up the resistance on my spin bike next time I am at the gym..I thought about how much I would NEVER want to be one of these girls. Now don't get me wrong, if God granted me a VS Angel body I would take it in a heartbeat..but what I mean is these ladies have to workout 365 days a year, they are on diets year round, and they can never have a cheat day.

Okay, yes they probably do have cheat days, but then their next day at the gym is twice as hard, they have to take a laxative, and for good measure they don't eat for the next two weeks..what kind of life is that?

Homegirl over here will take her pizza and beer over a twig bitch body any day.

Part of me is saying this out of complete jealousy and part of me is being completely honest right now too. I am not some like crazy jealous fat girl who just hates them to hate them. I have so much respect for what these ladies put their bodies through, plus they get to be known as the world's sexiest ladies..so I think they are doing alright.

So thank goodness for Total Sorority Move - who posted an article to let us know what we are thinking during the V.S.F.S.

Here are some of my favorites..

12. I bet all these girls have shitty personalities. 

15. These women get paid actual money for this.

20. I'd love to challenge one of these bitches to a Chipotle eating competition.

29. I wonder if these Angels have ever tired pizza.

35. I AM FUCKING HAPPY WITH MY LOVE HANDLES OKAY?

50. Whatever. I don't even care. Self-love. Inner beauty. Moral compass.

51. Fuck this.


Overall I think it was a great show, the wings were gorgeous and unique, the performers were entertaining, they didn't show enough Adam Levine (Behati's husband) but they can do better next year!

At the end of the day though the moral of this show is to always and forever hate Tay Swift.

Peace Ya'll I am going to grab another donut.